Vice President Mike Pence said during a White House press conference that he has drawn up a comprehensive plan of attack to contain coronavirus infections in the United States.
“No thoughts or prayers will go unused in combating this deadly virus.”
Pence also paid tribute to his boss, President Trump, for reassuring the American people as soon as possible without waiting for detailed input from scientists and medical professionals.
“He could have said we are ready, or even very ready, but he said we are very very ready.”
To maximize the chances of success, Pence said he is drawing on the resources of other important public safety programs the administration is currently engaged to safeguard the public.
“In a sign of how seriously we take this threat, we are diverting many of the thoughts and prayers currently battling the gun violence epidemic to help contain the coronavirus.”
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My goodness, People! This article is satire!
Why don’t you and your boss stick to gun control reform and let the scientists and doctors take care of the virus!!
People are so negative. They only hear others negativity they don’t listen or see Outside the box. The President is not God, he can only do as much as we the people can help with our positive and truthful opinions. The President is not a medical scientist. Even those educated professional doctors are having a problem taking care of all this viruses coming out. What we need to do is truly get down on our knees and pray, ask, beg to our great Lord that he may guide those he has appointed as the head of our nation just as he is the head of all of us and needs our help so do these people that have so much to hold up on their shoulders. So stop the negativity and come together in prayer that our Lord May heat our prayers and save us from the fires of evil that is approaching us.
are you on your knees now? because there’s a vacancy in the white house, you can help
Practical scientific medical means are the only way to defeat this virus, anyway it’s not to different from other viruses we just need time to become more immune to it, all this talk about thoughts and prayers is just frankly ridiculous uttered by people who seem to be ignorant of basic facts as to how nature operates.I don’t think much of your education system in the states, if you believe these Baptists pasters who are robbing you blind to make themselves rich at your expence, some of you need to open your eyes and get a reality check and get yourself educated in science you fools.
Anyone who thinks prayer will somehow evoke a non existent deity to bring about supernatural powers to extinguish a rapidly evolving virus and somehow save humanity is nothing more than a gullible dreamer….. do you know how this virus came to be? It evolved, just like all life on earth… end of story.
He thinks he’s GOD.
Lord deliver us indeed from these two pretenders.
Help those that follow them in blind allegiance to realize God does not prioritize needs to be met by their “prayers” but that he is able to handle & and willing to do exceedingly & abundantly more than we could ever ask including healing all deceived minds that labor from those practicing mind & emotion control to an evil end.
Lord deliver us indeed from these two pretenders.
Help those that follow them in blind allegiance to realize God does not prioritize needs to be met by their “prayers” but that he is able to handle & and willing to do exceedingly & abundantly more than we could ever ask including healing all deceived minds that labor from those practicing mind & emotion control to an evil end. And as he works we should diligantly work to heal ourselves as much as possible.
Actually, my sources say Pence’s thoughts and prayers solution will be available to the public at the same time as President Trump’s much lauded “vaccine”, thereby providing a two-pronged attack against the coronavirus. I know I feel so much safer with these two guardians of the American people at the helm.
If the coronavirius starts to spread in the US it is going to take more than the thoughts and prayers our V/P talks about. Now is the time for the US to be taking action against it, instead of waiting until it is spreading.
Sadly this is actually pretty close to the way these two operate.
Dumb and dumber
What a couple of idiots. Dumb and dumber.
“Dear Lord, I pray that we can still get a hold of the 8 CDC department heads Trump fired in 2018. Amen”- Pence
Makes absolutely no sense. This country is hoind from bad to worse with these two.
def hoind – headin down the hoind path; thots and preyers