(The White House) Following the appointment of Mike Pence to be his coronavirus czar, President Trump today described the steps already taken by him and his staff to prevent transmission of the deadly pathogen.
“I have protected my laptop from this horrible virus by disconnecting everything. Even bluetooth, folks. Even bluetooth.”
Trump thanked senior advisor Kellyanne Conway for helping him come up with the safety measures to prevent the spread of coronavirus, like not allowing PCs and laptops to be within 10 feet of each other, and urged all American to follow suit.
“Kellyanne is smart. So smart. Almost as smart as me.”
Trump recommends installing software to protect the laptops from the coronavirus as soon as possible, though he did have a word of admonishment for security companies like Norton and McFee.
“Your programs still don’t list coronavirus as something it can guard against. Why haven’t you developed a vaccine yet? Slow!”
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