Pittsburgh’s East Liberty neighborhood is about to be introduced to an exciting new concept called ‘Black Culture’ thanks to some enterprising restauranteurs.

“It’s cool, it’s loose, and even a little edgy.”

There’ll also be a musical element to the new dining establishment, based on a genre barely known in Pittsburgh called Hip Hop.

“I hope the youth of East Liberty can keep up!”

But most of all they are delighted to be able to educate a neighborhood known for Starbucks and Whole Foods about one of America’s great cuisines that has passed Pittsburgh by.

“East Liberty will now be the destination for never-before-seen fare like fried chicken and pork ribs slathered in sauce.”

They next plan to bring something called ‘soul food’ to Wilkinsburg and then open a restaurant called ‘Fab’ on Walnut Street that will introduce Shadyside residents to a fun new sexual orientation called being gay.