At his latest press conference, coronavirus task force leader Mike Pence has given an update on the measures taken to contain the spread of criticism of President Trump
“We’ve made some great advances in generating prophylactic praise of the President, but much work remains to be done.”
Pence reminded everyone that there is cause for hope, despite the growing number of critics being reported.
“Fortunately there remains a sizable portion of the US population that appears to have natural resistance.”
Even though most other nations are already riddled with criticism of the President, he emphazied there was still hope that it could be contained here.
“Fortunately we have some powerful tools at our disposal, such as the majority of the US Senate and, most importantly, FOX News.”
Pence then offered advice on how members of the public can assist the task force in their urgent mission.
“Keep yourself idealogically clean by watching Hannity instead of Anderson Cooper, and be sure to maintain a safe distance from the NY Times at all times.”
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