Task Force Gives Update On Efforts To Contain Criticism Of President Trump

At his latest press conference, coronavirus task force leader Mike Pence has given an update on the measures taken to contain the spread of criticism of President Trump

“We’ve made some great advances in generating prophylactic praise of the President, but much work remains to be done.”

Pence reminded everyone that there is cause for hope, despite the growing number of critics being reported.

“Fortunately there remains a sizable portion of the US population that appears to have natural resistance.”

Even though most other nations are already riddled with criticism of the President, he emphazied there was still hope that it could be contained here.

“Fortunately we have some powerful tools at our disposal, such as the majority of the US Senate and, most importantly, FOX News.”

Pence then offered advice on how members of the public can assist the task force in their urgent mission.

“Keep yourself idealogically clean by watching Hannity instead of Anderson Cooper, and be sure to maintain a safe distance from the NY Times at all times.”

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2 Comments on "Task Force Gives Update On Efforts To Contain Criticism Of President Trump"

  1. Patricia Vesseo | March 15, 2020 at 9:54 am | Reply

    President Trump is doing what has to be done,even for people who dont like him. He is one of the best presidents we have ever had. So, just shut up and let him get the job done.

  2. Harvey Dee Leahman | March 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm | Reply

    The administration’s response has been abysmal. Trump shows no empathy, thinks only of himself and,in the process, puts the rest of us in jeopardy. I’m 76 and I have never seen such a self-centered, incompetent and dangerous president in my lifetime. We are in trouble if we don’t boot him from office.

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