The answer to the question of what Tom Brady and coach Bill Belichick will be cheating at this year instead of the Super Bowl has been answered after Brady tweeted a picture of the pair playing cards.

“Fortunately I have an ace up my sleeve together with every other card needed for a Royal Flush.”

Beliachick has reportedly gone for a more sophisticated approach to his cheating during the poker game being held at his home.

“I have installed an array of hidden cameras that let’s me see everything.”

Though they would both rather be cheating at the Super Bowl, they say cheating at cards is a strong runner up.

“It’s turning out to be a great Super Bowl for us and no mistake.”

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