Pushed to admit if he will accept the results of the 2020 election, President Trump today said it would not be right to keep the American people waiting on such an important issue.

“That’s why I pledge here and now to let you know if I accept the result just as soon as I get them.”

Trump said he was being very generous, as he could wait days, weeks, or even years before disclosing whether he intends to abide by the result.

“But I won’t. Instead I will decide if I accept them or not at the earliest possible opportunity.”

As soon as the race is called by FOX News, he promises to give his answer.

“Unless it’s close in which case we’ll just have Justice Kavanaugh decide the issue for us.”

HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!