President Trump has again appeared with a range of GOYA food products, this time with an important messages for the American people.
“Eating a bowl of GOYA’s premium frijole negros every day stops you getting infected with the Coronavirus. It’s worked beautifully for me!”
Trump says that some of his medical suggestions in the past were off the mark, but this time it’s for real.
“Forget drinking bleach – GOYA’s delicious papaya nectar kills the virus every time!”
Asked if he had any further tips to halt the virus, like encouraging people to wear masks, Trump said he did.
“Masks are dumb. But if you rest your head on a My Pillow cushion at night it cures COVID-19 while you sleep. Has to be My Pillow, though. No other cushion works!”
HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!