(New York, NY) Speaking to the United Nations for the first time, U.S. President Donald Trump urged the organization to take on the many challenges facing the world in the trying times.

“The way to do this is to organize yourselves into two teams, which will each try to come up with the best solution.”

Trump said the first step was for each group of countries to select a head country and choose a name for itself.

“Pick names that are catchy and inspire confidence, like Sapphire or Dynamo.”

After each side comes up with a solution for the current challenge, which this week of the eradication of malaria, Trump will meet them to decide which one is best.

“And if I’m busy golfing elsewhere, Ivanka will preside.”

The winning team gets to select a member country that will receive a state visit by President Trump, while losing team will have to nominate a country for destruction.

“Other than Saudi Arabia, which has immunity.”

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