(The White House) News that a court has rejected the Trump Administration’s attempt to prevent the publication of John Bolton’s tell-all book “The Room Where It Happened” had President Trump fuming today according to inside sources. Assurances from his staff that most of his base likely don’t read books did little to console the irate President.

“I can’t read but I still learned about all the terrible things I did through word of mouth. Wrong!”

Nevertheless, Trump can take comfort from the fact that the damage a print-run can do is limited by the very nature of his supporters, who tend to eschew the written word.

“It’s the audio-book version you really need to worry about, Mister President.”

EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!