(John McCain City, UK) The United Kingdom has announced that it will be renaming everything “John McCain” for a period in June that coincides with the State Visit by US President Donald Trump. A government spokeswoman, John McCain, explained that the timing was purely coincidental.
“We simply want to honor the late Senator McCain by temporarily naming every road, underground station, public building, airport, transportation hub, and military vehicle John McCain.”
The Queen has issued a statement saying the Royal Family will be joining in the festivities.
“Her Majesty looks forward to welcoming President Trump to John McCain Palace where she will invite him to review an honor guard drawn from the John McCain Fusiliers.”
Though it is expected to cause considerable confusion, the public is said to be enthusiastic about the plan and willing to tolerate the occasional inconvenience.
“We encourage people to be inventive. For example if you need a taxi to John McCain Airport, say John McCain Airport (formerly known as Heathrow).”